A Ahhny Christmas

One long and tiring Christmas eve Ahhny was siting in his rocking chair watching over the city of candycornia. As he was looking down at his chain of gyms called 5 hour fitness plus one extra hour of working out he realized some one forgot to lock the door to one of the gyms so he got to the CHOPPER!!! and flew on down there. As he was locking the door he seen one of his very many arch enemy's trying to break into his gym so he ran over and drop kicked him in the face then screamed SCREW YOU, "SCREW YOU BENNY"!!! and smashed him threw a car door and set a brink on the gas pedal so it dove and crashed into Benny's own house.

Ahhny jumped in his chop pa to only realize that he had left the engine running and was now out of gas. So he started running then found out that he forgot to put clothes on before he left the house. He then ran into a guy with a motorcycle and said " I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle". And the guy was so scared he gave Ahhny every thing he asked for.

Ahhny Finally made it all the way home. When he got home he was so tired that he decide to go to sleep. But then in the middle of the night out of now where Ahhny heard the noise. He recognized this noise as if it was a bomb going of in a war he knew what was happening right now and he wasn't going to allow it. He heard someone opening his cookie jar. He then jumped out of bed like a ninja and grabbed a line of grenades a rocket launcher a shot gun and a combat knife and headed to the kitchen. He sneaked around the corners like a cat and climbed up the stairs like a ghost. He finally gt to the kitchen and peeked around the corner of the door to see His Worst night mare Santa and all his elves were standing around eating Ahhny's cookies He could not allow this to happen.

Ahhny kicked down the door tossed a grenade and yelled "WHO TOLD YOU, YOU COULD EAT MY COOKIES". He then killed all the elves with his shot gun and there he was facing Old Saint Nick himself ready to fight. Santa whipped out a candy cane blade and said "Bring it old man". Ahhny didn't take this very well. Ahhny kicked Santa in he gut then stabbed him multiple times in the stomach but this did not effect Santa because he was packing a 6 pack under that gut. So Ahhny then put his knife down and instead speared Santa into the glass wall off the roof and into Ahhnys choppers per pullers. Santa smashed his head off the propellers and went unconscious. Ahhny thought Santa was dead...but he wasn't Du Du DA.